Things I Love:
Durarara!!, Orihara Izaya, Framing Hanley, Avenged Sevenfold, Papa Roach, Bleach, Kuroshitsuji, steak, cheesecake, Cascada, drawing, writing, Acid Town, Kida Masaomi, manga, drawing, writing, Gin Ichimaru
Anonymous asked: Haven't seen you post in a while. How's it going?
Oh uhm… Hello Anon friend. It’s going fine. I’ve just been very distracted. This is my personal, but I have other blogs, and I use them a looot more. Sorry I didn’t see this until now, but you should definitely message me again. ^^
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sarcastically-snide asked: I love you and your obsessions with asian men <3
I try! ^^
And I love you tooo!
pissed pissed pissed.
You ma’am are and ignorant fucking bitch.
&Iforonecanseenobloodfromtheheartsandthewristsyouallegedlyslit
&Iforonewon’tstandforit—ifthescenewereaparishyou’dallbecondemed
So gentlemen if you are gonna preach:
for god sakes preach with conviction.
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thats it im dead for real this time
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Aww, he’s so humble.
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D-E-D dead.
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- Me: So, I've been gone for a bit over a week now. It feels like 3 days...
- Him: Not for me...
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Link, you devil!
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Things I appreciate:
Cosplay done well.
This is bleeping fantastic.
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all time low orders pizza.
- pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
- matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
- pizza hut: would that be delivery?
- matt: yeah.
- jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
- matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
- pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
- matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
- alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
- matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
- pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
- matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
- pizza hut: yup that's correct.
- matt: can i get two supreme -
- vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
- matt: ......
- vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
- matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
- zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
- rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
- matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
- jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
- vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
- matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
- alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
- matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
- pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
- matt: YES YES YES.
- rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
- matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
- pizza hut: any drinks?
- matt: six 2 liters of coke.
- vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
- matt: SHUT UP VINNY
- pizza hut: is that all for you?
- matt: yeah what's the total
- jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
- pizza hut: that would be 295.33
- matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
- jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
- pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
- matt: really?
- pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
- matt: god bless you, kind soul.
- pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
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They were ships passing in the night. Ships that had sex. And then didn’t talk for three days. And then had sex again, maybe, if neither of them were too busy.
- L.S.
[excuse me while I die laughing.]
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